There once was a man named Dave,
who kept a dead
whore in a cave,
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.
Love me tender love me sweet
wrap your lips around my meat.
watch & smile watch
me grin
watch your cum drip down my chin!
Little bow peep fucked a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she
ate his ass so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.
kneel before him suck him slow,
oh his cock is nice 2 blow.
up n down along his knob,
nice
& gentle with your gob.
suck & lick his lovely prick,
and when he cums swallow quick.
She's down on her knees eager to please
with a throb of his nob in
her gob.
With a tingle in his belly
his legs turn to jelly
cos she's doin a fuckin good job!
There was a young girl from down wick
who asked her mum what is a prick.
she
said oh Annie it goes up your fanny
and jumps up & down till its sick!
Mary had a little bike
She rode it back to front
And every time she pulled the
brake
The seat went up her cunt.
There once was a man named Mort,
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he climbed into bed
His
lady friend said,
"That's not a dick it's a wart!"
