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FUNNY PIC OF THE DAY:
Be like mike with no violence....

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JOKE OF THE DAY:Your teeth are so yellow..i can't believe it's not butter.

SCOUSE JOKE OF THE DAY: Define Confusion......Father's day in liverpool.

SMS OF THE DAY: Lastnight,i went 2 bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnight.............my lovely pyjamas?!

RUDE JOKE OF THE DAY:
What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?...Whore's fuck everyone at the party,Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.

FUNNY POEM OF THE DAY:
There was a young fellow named Goody.
Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude,
With a gal in the mood,
The question's not would he, but could he?

What's New?

Computers are male

Reasons computers must be male:
  1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
  2. A better model is always just around the corner.
  3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
  4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
  5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
  6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
  7. The lights are on but nobody's home.

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