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Are u worried about missing work or being late? we have a deal 4 U. Travel with Bin Ladin Airlines & we will fly U straight in to ur office!
 
HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is fucking horrid!!!
 
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

You should do 2 things in the morning 1)pray to god so u can live 2) have a shower so others can live...
 
You are like a toilet-youre either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking the piss, or just full of shit!!
 
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked and swallowd.
When he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
FUCKING... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Confused ? Read it in a mirror..
 
Remember me and bare in mind ,A faithful girl is hard to find. This is always good and true, So dont go changing old for new!
 
All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.

 

more to come soon...............