Your mam is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Two five
year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". "I've been circumcised.",
the other replied. "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut
off?" "My mom said I was two days old.""Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly. "You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for
a year!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A small boy is
sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No.
You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink
of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When
you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Older ones are not in demand. They're well worth looking over. They have
a great deal of influence. You can't believe everything they say. They always have the last word. You should really
get your own and not go borrowing your neighbour's.
